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ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.
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Damn. Now thats's a nice girl caught up in a bitch matrix.
(Based on a true story - cute unassuming girl with 3 plastic blondes with big fake boobies)
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A sexual position only preformed a few times this century. The Cock Matrix involves 7 men and 1 woman. One man lays flat and porks her in the ass, the second stands upright and puts it in the vag, the third squats on the womans chest and receives a titty fuck, the fourth and fifth stand on both sides of the girl for hand jobs, the sixth gets a bj facing her, and finally the seventh dude gets a lubed up foot job between the legs of the vag pounder.
Boy, that Cock Matrix sure was messy last night.
Yep, the look on her face...
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A car most often driven by old ladies, grandmas. May also be referred to as gramatrix pronounced Gra-Ma-Trix.
Dude did you see that trix?
Yea man that was my grandma
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Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
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One of the greatest movies I have seen in my lifetime. A fantastic ending to The Matrix trilogy.
Anybody who says it sucks most likely just didn't understand it, being that the writers didn't just come out and spoon-feed us all the answers to our questions. With a bit of thought though, you will find that all the questions have, infact, been answered, which makes it all the more intriguing.
Dumbass: The Gaytrix Revolutions sucked man.
Fan: What aspect of The Matrix Revolutions did you not appreciate?
Dumbass: Uh...(sputters moronically for a quick comeback)
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The Greatest Epic in Science fiction movie history
I watched the matrix revolutions for the 17th time today
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