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A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(
Oh yeah Matties a beach
head shaped like a upsidedown mc donalds happy meal box
your matty debnham shuuuush
Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.
MMMMM Matty D Raps
verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.
to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree
Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno
very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty
A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce
Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite