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A title given to an individual by his/her peers for their incredible ability to literally smoke anybody under the table.
Dude, that hit was whimpy, you said you had iron lungs, wait 'til bowloadious/maximus gets here, your boasting will cease!
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a young man in his 20s who is half latino and half arab and can perform tasks much greater then his superiors. who wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. also the only guy that makes chuck norris look like a 15 yr old boy. he doesn't wait for life, life waits for him. jesus may have walked on water but he swims through land.
customer 1 "did you see that guy? why was everyone looking at him?"
customer 2 "you don't know. thats thomas the bosses's maximus"
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Douchbaggius Maximus is a person, and we use this term loosely who has transcended mere mortal ways of being a complete douche bag. This is the guy who is serial monogamist, Ei dating girls for extended periods of time before fucking them over leaving them or generally exposing his position as a complete asshole. This is worse than Douche-bah-Promiscuous, the most common sup species of the douche bag, for two reasons. One, he reeks much more emotional havoc on women, and two Because you must know him (generally a he, but there are females of this subspecies, or breed).
Identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another State. After a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral sex from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in Maryland, engaging in sexual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in association with for the better part of a decade, because they are, sexual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more sexual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of Douchbaggius Maximus could ever be.
1, Oh man, look at Glen Beck, he’s implying that liberals eat babies when he infact is one of the leading causes in fetal sucides due to his own stupidity. Fucking Douchbaggis Maximus
2. Did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a blow job from some slut then go to church the next day with his parents? An excellent example of Douchbaggis Maximus
3. Some Douchbaggius Maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. He then told me I was goign to hell if I did not stop having sex with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.
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A giant mons pubis. No the same as a fupa which is generally higher up, this is basically a huge mound.
Generally not attractive, unless you have a mouth the size of a hippo
Check out this picture in this link, nice body, but damn that mons maximus is a dirt nap.
http://tinyurl.com/5kt3l4
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A real Party Girl, a Slut
That's no Trixie, that's Circus Maximus.
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(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)
Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
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