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Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.
Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.
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noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.
wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.
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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
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Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".
We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??
To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.
Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.
A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.
Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!
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When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.
Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.
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