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medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of radicalized medicine, censorship, political antagonism, propaganda, mass surveillance, and other forms of suppression.

The supporters of medical social fascism are likely social media users.

by Yobberson April 7, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


I need a medic bag

A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt

Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."

by Jack Sallad April 14, 2021


top flight medic

Paramedic you want treating you or your loved one. The best of THE best. Cool as a cucumber, calm and collected. Usually an FDNY EMS medic. Usually found working the overnights in the Bronx.

Oh honey, Iโ€™m having chest painsโ€ฆ call 911 and request 19W1. They sure are top flight medics.

by PACT112 February 6, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 4, 2018


medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of medicine, censorship, silencing of the opposition, mass surveillance, and other forms of suppression.

The dangerous belief in medical social fascism is there is a step closer to totalitarianism.

by Me Roboto April 7, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

by lesser of 2 eviles October 3, 2015


I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.

*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."

by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018