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A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.
Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"
An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.
Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.
“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “
A brandy merry is a creature that resides in the high desert of the Colorado's, with a complex diet of chicken nuggets and hot dog water .
What a brandy merry!
What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.
First Mariner:
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
The one you are talking to gives great head.
Bob: thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST
Mary: My place, 5?