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(n) the part of your dash board that tells you when you are out of gas.
The gas o meter is reading empty. We better get some gas.
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a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.
Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.
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A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.
Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.
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It means how many fucks u give
The fuck o meter is at absolute 0
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A device that measures ugliness.
As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"
(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)
1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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When you're not bothered about something
That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter
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