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Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus
Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual
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a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.
God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual!
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A straight guy who care about skin, apperance, and hair. Also, a guy who have good and understand the style of fashion and have a very touch of feminie as a guy is senstive! I am metrosexual, which I am proud that I am! In fact, lot of metrosexual people out there these days (today). I think in the future, there will be more metrosexual than heterosexual (manly) here in American and in Europe as well (Also in another countries if there are any metrosexual personality)
I use the products to take care of my skin and hair. The more I use them and use new products, the more I proud of myself!
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From the Greek 'meter' meaning 'mother,' and 'sexual.' Thus, as 'homosexual' means a person sexually attracted to members of the same sex, and a 'heterosexual' is someone attracted to members of the other sex, a metrosexual is a person sexually attracted to his or her mother.
Freud was big on metrosexuality.
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This term was defined and invented by Mark Simpson (of www.marksimpson.com). Check out his site for the original Salon article
"I am a US advertising executive who reads Salon.com and I have stolen the word Metrosexual from Mark Simpson"
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A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.
"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay"
"No, he's a metrosexual"
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A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!
Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"
You fags. You disgust me.
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