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New Mexico maybe

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

by El CapitΓ‘n Sangre December 7, 2017


Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.

In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.

by Z242 December 13, 2019


Upside-down Mexico

Upside-Down Mexico:
Uhp-sahyd doun mek-si-koh
noun
a nation in N North America: a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. 3,690,410 sq. mi. (9,558,160 sq. km). Capital: Ottawa.
Also known as Canada

As seen on the Colbert Report, 11/05/13

Crack smoking big city mayors? Legalized pot? Canada is the Upside-down Mexico.

by Tsarstepan November 6, 2013

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bloomfield, New Mexico

Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.

Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.

If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.

Onlooker: So where are you from?

Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.

Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?

Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico

On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)

by Delirium-J12 January 7, 2011

38πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


New Mexico

It part of the country New Mexico

I went to New Mexico for vacation

by Wavy Depast On xbox November 27, 2019

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Portales New Mexico

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!

Where were u born

Portales New Mexico

by portalesalumni January 5, 2010

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Mexico, New York

Mexico, New York is a small town in upstate New York about an hour north of Syracuse. This is a nice little town with a historical background and a gorgeous high school. The people are friendly and nice and the town is the typical small town setting where "everybody knows everybody." It has it's own unique qualities such as it's part in the underground railroad. Mexico has many good aspects and would be a great place to live. It also has great places to hunt, fish, and camp.

Hey we should go to Mexico, New York and hang out

by vietnam charlie 1974 May 3, 2011

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