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Michael

Michael is the most incredible guy in the entire world. He has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. His smile is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his hair is perfect, his hands are perfect, his laugh is perfect, his voice is perfect, and he is perfect. He's trustworthy, attractive, super sweet, caring, and absolutely indescribably incredible. When you find a Michael, don't let him slip away. Take him while you can and don't let him go without a fight. Michaels don't come around every other day. They become an extremely important part of your life and once you meet one, he won't ever leave your mind. Michael will bring THE greatest of adventures and will be the only person that could ever make you feel beautiful. Enjoy every second you have with him because he will make every second worth living. He will be the reason you get up every morning. He will always be there for you. He will be the sunshine to your day. Just seeing his face will immediately make you feel like you could do anything. You will look forward to just being near him and will love hearing his voice. He is simply perfect.

Michael is a really incredible guy! I was wondering if he would consider going to the formal Canwick dance with me?

by kmuffinz January 10, 2012

34πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.

Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Mercedes' Man.

Dayuum! Michael is Mercedes' man.

by Mercy1225 October 8, 2013

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.

Love Me some Michael.

by Notthatonebiatch October 20, 2011

23πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Michael

a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...

guy #1: dang dude..you're weird
guy#2 :no....your michael
guy #1: MINDBLOWN

by tasykimchi June 8, 2011

25πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Michael

A michael is a really nice and funny person. he has a great sense of humor and a really pretty smile. Michael's are usually tall and athletic. He will tend to have really soft skin and soft lips. Michael's are usually jewish and/ or mixed race (most likely asian)a michael is really cute and will always keep you smiling. he is a great friend and you would be glad to have a michael in your life.

" oh my god my boy friend is so nice and really funny and has a great smile"

"really? is his name michael?'

"yeah! How did you know?"

by prettysweetwreckless November 8, 2011

26πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Michael

a kitten. forever a kitten.

Michael is a PokΓ©mon loving kid who acts like a 5 year old 99% of the time. Michaels tend to be really adorable and cute and it's just MICHAEL IS HOT AF OKAY.

see that sexy guy on the 5sos poster?!?

YEAH THAT'S MICHAEL HE'S REALLY HOT

by Fangirl Chlide December 24, 2015

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž