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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022


Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 04, 2023


amphibious millennials

Millennials that can speak and understand Gen Z slag along with their meme culture.

"The funniest thing is that... I understood and followed it. -'Me too. What does that say about us? Guess we are amphibious millennials'"

by HogmanTheIntruder May 06, 2023


Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019


millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017


Millennial Chiller

Based on the term „serial killer“.
A Millennial, that doesn‘t get the sense and meaning of work life.
A new, digital Form of Hedonism!

Boomer: „Those Millennial Chillers have no idea about hard work!“

Millennial: „I like Turtles, and Robots!“

by Optimistic Terrestrial December 17, 2019


book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.

i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

by bookmillsarescary March 10, 2021