A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.
Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!
A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.
BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.
Minecraft boys
a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds
Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?
Minecraft is love, minecraft is life, just like Shrek. You can call it just another game, but we, gamers, we know that it's the end of the world. Minecraft is so, real, it's emotional, Minecraft's music, shall be our children lullabies.
Kid in 2086: Hey grandpa, do you know what's Minecraft?
Grandpa: Ah, yes.. Sit down child, I've got a lot to tell you.