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The definition of a Mitchell Pearce is Poo Boy, with a fat girlfriend, lives in a caravan and owns a transit, with an appetite for Dog Clit.
1) You are such a Mitchell Pearce.
2) Don't be a Mitchell Pearce.
3) I don't like you, when you're a Mitchy P.
some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.
'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'
ADJ: When someone is incredibly devoid of talent and skill yet still attempts to be proficent at an activity.
Often pronounced Biiiiiilllll Mittchelllllll for effect. However a simple Bill Mitchell said in a normal casual tone will often suffice.
Did you see that ugly chunky girl trying to work the stripper pole that was straight Bill Mitchell??
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Head boy of The Gordon Schools, 2010-2011.
Thats Neil Mitchell, Head Boy. He went to Space School!
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Eastenders 'ard man Phill Mitchells geeky, wimpy, ballet loving son, bullied by girls, dresses up as lady ga-ga..
Need i say more??
As the saying goes 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree' But in this case not only does it fall, it pirouettes, twirls, waltzes and tap dances as far from the tree as it can >< haha
Cant find any quotes but imagine Ben Mitchell as prince Herbert in Monty Pythons Holy Grail... "I dont want to get married, all i want to do is sing"
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Just a ginger? not quite. This fine piece of ace isn't your average man candy. He benches 300 pounds (with a dislocated shoulder) and can wrestle a thousand grotsky wolves all at once. And don't even get us started about his sexual resume. Kind and gentle, yet aggressive, he knows how to make your bed rock. Basically a combination of Fergie and Jesus. You need superman? We've got something better- Mitchell Ross..and he's NOT afraid of kryptonite.
Girl #1: Oh no! There in a robber in our house and hes making us horny. If only we had someone to slay the beast and satisfy our needs!
Girl #2: I know! Call up mitchell ross.
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It's generally assumed that Kel Mitchell is just anoter Orange Soda loving African-American - This is far from the actual truth. To the untrained eye he is a fiend, a madman in ditress; but in reality he is the greatest threat to the western hemisphere. Kel Mitchell is fueled by Orange Soda, it's orangy molecules giving birth to the true form which he so constantly desires. He is kept alive by the soda. At his mid-optimal peak it is sometimes observed that Kel will lose all forms of human reasoning, careless flailing his Orange Soda into every direction. The only way he is kept under control is by micro-control-chips lodged into his head, the effects are seen when at Kel's mid-optimum peak, he twitches and shakes as if he is being shocked. These chips are the only thing that keeps the world safe, and the only thing that can control Kel Mitchell.
I went to a taping of Kenan and Kel once... I wandered off backstage and noticed Kel sitting in a chair alone, looking at the ground and picking at the various wires that were attatched to his neck. I realized then, that Kel Mitchell is not human.
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