Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!
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A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)
he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't
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She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.
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a ladys front bottom or ham wallet
dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!
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I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit
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Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.
Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!
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A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".
"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"
"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
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