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Pubg Mobile is a chinese made version of pubg, it's owned by tencent which is known for being chinese and spying on you. this bug filled shitbag is very popular in the country called georgia. it's somehow worse than the pc version of pubg.
it has the same crappy vehicle physics as the pc version that developers from pubg praise, even though it feels like you are driving a feather. also you have free aimbot and it's filled with people 11 years old to 14 years old. most people are gonna be arabic or somewhere from there, so you will never understand anyone.
boy: bro wanna play Pubg?
boy2: the Pubg Mobile one or the dead one?
boy: the mobile one
boy2: meh they are both shit
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An expensive sleek or sporty car, usually adorned in colours yellow, black, red, or deep blue with a spoiler on the back; driven by chauchy asian males at dangerous speeds. Usually paid for by their rich doctor parents.
Did you catch a glimpse of that rice-mobile go speeding through that red light?
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Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.
Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.
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the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.
virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>
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the chariot of an old man
'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'
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The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
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