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An American made truck/SUV usually with more rust than metal and still manages to somehow stay on the road. This truck is also usually driven by a white overweight male who hates anything foreign including Mexicans, Blacks, anything Japanese on the road. Items found in the trunk include rope, unidentifiable stains, some type of firearm, and occasionally a bag of lime.
The lyncher mobile is much every Ranger, S10, Bronco, F-150, Surbaban, Dakota, that fits that description. Its owners are pretty much always like this:
Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...
Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!
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An expensive sleek or sporty car, usually adorned in colours yellow, black, red, or deep blue with a spoiler on the back; driven by chauchy asian males at dangerous speeds. Usually paid for by their rich doctor parents.
Did you catch a glimpse of that rice-mobile go speeding through that red light?
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Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.
Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.
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the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.
virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>
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the chariot of an old man
'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'
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The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
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