monkey

verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.

"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."

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monkey

A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.

That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.

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monkey

Someone who is a chip on ones shoulder.

gotta get these monkies off my back

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monkey

1. (noun)friend
2. (noun)red orangutan BADUNKADUNK!

Tryna get to u and dat MONKEY!

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Monkey's

Ugly as in a hat full of Monkey's Assholes.

She's monkey's as shit man.

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monkey

to like something a lot, go crazy for it

Everyone was monkey for my new outfit.
My dogs go monkey when I offer them dog bones.

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monkey

1)used when really happy r in a extremly good mood, or when something almost feels unreal.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.

1)That makes me feel like a monkey.

2)Your such a monkey dude.

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