A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.
Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.
A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.
Stephanie gave me a muddy pepperoni before you got here, so needless to say I’m ready to party.
A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.
give me a muddy splash.
After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
dirty sanchez muddy canal
a weird made up word made up by a weird person who wont follow ppl back
anyway you want to use muddy macaroni, it can be used.
When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off
Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!