whore munch

One who is a nay sayer, does not agree with common opinion, or the action of munching on whores

Kyle is such a whore munch

pre-munch

Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.

Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.

Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."

Thrust munch

To eat whilst takin a dump

Time was short so I took a quick thrust munch .

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

munch loving

The act of tasting with pleasure the female genitals.

"I got some mad munch loving from my boyfriend last night."

Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.

*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*

pork munch

the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.

I gave Katie a pork munch because her vagina was so fat.

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