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An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.
Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!
Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!
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The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.
Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets
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Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.
Usually from Plymouth.
"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"
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A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.
Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.
Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.
when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet
Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!