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A man on the Victor Swim Team that has a big dick. It’s so big that it touches the toilet water.
Brayden Murphy has a big dick
When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
Dirty pervert that sexually assaults girls
Did you see big oscar murphy?
ew what a neek
One of the hottest guys on TikTok
Don’t believe me? See for yourself
Tiktok: bryanmurphyy_
Emily: did you see Bryan’s new tiktok?
Sarah: Bryan Murphy?
Emily:yeah
Sarah: Omg he’s hot
When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.
The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.
the hottest gay person around. he is a custom made character for random shit idk
If something can go wrong it will
What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020