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A type of high-performance vehicle.
Contrary to popular belief, the first muscle car was not the Pontiac GTO, but the Chevrolet Impala SS 409, introduced in 1962. The GTO, however, started the muscle car revolution upon its launch in 1964. Most muscle cars were simply spiced-up versions of other, more ordinary models. Most muscle cars were mid-sized. The Ford Mustang introduced a more compact-sized type of muscle car called the pony car, or "pocket msucle car."
The muscle car era ended in the 70s due to increased safety standards(goddamned Ralph Nader!), increased emission standards(goddamned EPA!), and the 1973-1974 Middle East oil embargo(goddamned Arabs!). The Ford Mustang, Chevrolet Camaro, and Pontiac Firebird/Trans Am pony cars survived, albeit in a watered-down state.
In the 1980s, muscle cars began making a comeback that continues to this day.
The Pontiac Tempest was an ordinary car, but installing a high-performance engine made it a muscle car.
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When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
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The best cars in history. Started in the greatest city ever, Detroit. When put against pussies like british, german or any other european cars, the muscle car will beat the shit out of it. V-8, CID, Detroit Muscle, bitch. V-12's with cylinders the size of quarters? NO!
Gumba Gumba is a douchebag, retard because he doesn't know shit about real cars, muscle cars.
Again, Gumba Gumba is a douche because he said that "the chassis will typically crumple in any accident" Uh, not really jackass, it's called steel, which is something called strong.
My T/A can tear the shit out of that fag's gay BMW.
I remember the good ol days when if someone wasn't driving a muscle car, you'd shoot them.
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The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
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The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
That kid games a lot, he prolly has a huge mario muscle
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A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both
Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”
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A. A good-natured nickname or banter between Heterosexual bros.
B. Someone characterized by being a slutty un-thinking sex fiend with low standards, similar to someone who thinks with their dick (basically any straight male).
A: What's up you dirty Slut Muscle.
B: My friend Ben is a major slut muscle...he wants to bang all the bitches, regardless of what they look like. He's a regular bro.
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