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mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

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dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

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cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

90๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 6, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 5, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustard gas

works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.

Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.

by IrishRepublcanArmy January 7, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gut Mustard

Gut Mustard is the nut that has been saved up for atleast 2 weeks and busted all up inside a vagina and when it creeps out that discolored mustard looking jiz.

Added by KY-Jelly

"I haven't fucked a bitch in about 2 weeks and straight up rawdawged that bitch and filled her up with some gut mustard."

"I skeeted all up in that ho and a shit ton of gut mustard came creepin out."

by KY-Jelly1175 September 9, 2009

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