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A person in a first person shooter who jumps in order to gain an advantage over an enemy. This maneuver may be executed while turning a corner to surprise their foe around said corner, or in open conflict. When killed by a jumper nazi, one feels the need to rant about their death, insulting the enemy, and try to convince themselves that they would have killed that bastard had they not jumped.
SMSchoirboy: Damn it, that jump nazi just got me... damn n00b.
TSwift_is_a_babe: I'm such a n00b.
A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.
Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
1. a person who bogarts the pipe
2. a person who smokes all the weed
3. a person who kills bowls
Little brothers...
"my little brother is a weed nazi"
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A person who forces his or her healthy lifestyle on others through supporting legal bans of anything unhealthy. As well as being an all around A-hole to anyone who isn't like them. Such people generally have a "holier-than-thou" attitude all around, are only looking for yet another reason to look down on people who don't live up to their perceived view of the world.
Don't be such a health Nazi!
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Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.
Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.
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One who insists on dictating what others should call themselves based upon their diets. The food nazi usually is very insecure and desperately strives to belong to an "elite" group of people (usually vegeterian or vegan), causing he/she to try and exclude as many people from that group as he/she can, by resorting to lowly and immature insults.
Food nazis should be approached with care, as their unstable and volatile state of mind could cause them to burst out into violence if they are of the suspicion that the other person is better than them, which is true for 99.99% of the population.
Bob: "Mmmmmm! this seafood plater sure looks tasty!"
Joe: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!! If you eat fish you're a pescatarian! I'm a vegan, I'm amazing and morally superior to everyone everywhere! I am of equal rankins to God because I don't eat anything animal! You're a stupid pescatarian!!! FUCK YOU!!!"
Bob: "yo chill dude.....stop being such a fucking food nazi! You sound just like that Aaron MacGregor on Facebook...what a douchebag!"
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1 Someone who's whole life revolves around making sure your time card is correct and that you have not made any mistakes.
2 One who enjoys dealing punishment for improper time card use.
Shit I didn't clock out last night, now Nancy that damn Time Nazi is going to punch me in the face tomorrow morning
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