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Describing a movie with such bad acting and terrible special effects. So much so that it could have been made in someone's back yard that it didn't go to theaters or even DVD, but it ended up on the popular movie website Netflix.
This film shouldn't have been screened, I wish it went straight to Netflix so we could watch the first ten minutes, turn it off and go back to watching Lost instead of wasting our money
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When you go to someone's house expecting to watch netflix and hang out, but they actually wanted to fuck.
Girl: "Hey babe, wanna come over so we can watch netflix and chill?"
Guy: "YES"
*Guy comes over*
Girl: *Watches Netflix and eats popcorn*
Guy: "......I thought we were gonna fuck..."
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You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.
Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!
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When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
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Using Netflix as a background noise to keep the kids from knowing you're having sex in the other room.
Okay kids you guys behave we're just going to go in the room and watch Netflix and chill.
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Netflix and chill, the act of putting your purple helmeted love warrior where her legs begin.
Guy - "Hey babe, wanna Netflix in chill ?"
Girl - "Please, put your pork sword in my poo tang"
I.E "Netflix and chill" = "Let's have sex"
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When a couple decides to spend a date watching a movie on Netflix, and relaxing. Sex is usually done during/after the movie.
Guy: Ay girl come to my house and we can "Netflix & Chill".
Girl: Alright what movie we watching?
Guy: insert movie here, and I brought some condoms.
Girl: *Smiles*
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