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The gravitational effects a large and dense object, a fat ass, has on a smaller more weaker object, a man. This law can be used to describe the social interaction we notice when a man is attractive a nice firm ass.
Damn, that girl is the prime definition of Newton's 4th Law.
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When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks
Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.
Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion
Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull
Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.
In a Maths. If your answer is not correct, make the positives negative and the negatives positive
Bruv did you get that question right?
Yeah I got it after I used Newton’s 8th law
The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
I had an Isaac Newton wank last night, glazed myself like a doughnut
Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
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