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when u break up with ur boyfriend and move on being stronger than u've ever been
A: thank u, next
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A girl next door is basically someone that is sweet, wholesome, and an easy going person. She is the girl that has no one looking at her because the whores with big boobs get the guys first. She is very shy and modest but when she is yours she is a cougar in the sheets.
Bob: Do you see that hot girl?
G:(thinking) Does he even notice I'm right here? maybe I shouldn't be the girl next door anymore.
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Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.
Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!
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The 'girl next door' is the type of girl who is generally modest, shy, quiet, friendly, and understated. She doesn't flaunt herself at all like most girls, and she most likely doesn't wear much makeup, if any at all. She lives a relaxed existence and doesn't go out of her way to do overly extravagant things like most girls might do. Her defining characteristics include her shy/quiet/modest personality, simple clothing, and her incredibly friendly demeanor.
The girl next door is not 'stereotypically' attractive, as in that she is never 'lusted' after like most girls are. She doesn't have big boobs, or pure blonde hair, or a big butt, and doesn't have that 'sexy/hot' appearance to her that 99% of guys lust after. That, however, does not suggest that she is unattractive by any means, as she is often incredibly attractive to many people. Her understated demeanor can be incredibly attractive to some people who are less attracted to the stereotypical 'hot girl', due to the fact that the 'girl next door' is incredibly nurturing, gentle, loyal, and kind compared to lots of girls. She's unlikely to cause any sort of drama in your life, and she gives off a very sweet and caring motherly vibe. She is the pure definition of 'femininity'.
Brad: "Dayum man, check out Stacey dude... yo, that ass is BANGIN.... what do you think of her ass, man? I swear I'd hit that. She's got some nice fuckin' tits too man, like holy shit."
Joe: "... It's not that special to me, honestly."
Brad: "... Are you like gay or something? C'mon bro, she is like THE hottest chick in this school man, you gotta be gay as hell not to want a piece of that."
Joe: "Not really, I'm straight as a line, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' type, y'know, the ones that wear comfy clothes, they have a nice smile, they have a cute body and especially cute boobs and butt that aren't incredibly massive, but are just nice enough to hold and cuddle with... they're just so feminine and nurturing. Honestly, the fact that I'm more into the 'girl next door' type makes me the opposite of being gay, since they're like the gold standard of femininity."
Brad: "... uh, okay bro... suit yourself, more poontang for me I guess."
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a term that is used when someone asks you to do a favor or give them something
"Hey can I get a sip of your Coke" - Bob
" maybe next year" - Adam
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A shy boy. Often loved by all females in the neighborhood secretely. Basically, a shy man-whore.
Aw, David's the boy next door!
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She's the girl who's right for you, and she's been right under your nose the whole time. It's so obvious and you never want to ruin her because she's the perfect girl for you.
She's the kind of girl who all the Douche bags get to, and yet, you never get with. She's the Girl Next Door.
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