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The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.
She said "We need to talk..." So I pressed the girlfriend button to pause my Madden game.
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Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed
Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves
::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::
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Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
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The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".
A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.
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A girlfriend of a start-up CEO or co-founder who understands that her boyfriend is a young, crazy, ambitious, aggressive, academically and socially intelligent monster whose sole purpose in life is to create innovative technologies and business models. Therefore, he does not necessarily care about anything that goes on outside of his company or the industry in which it operates.
She also understands that for a period of time, her boyfriend is cash-strapped, and therefore does not engage in spurious expenditures and demands such as bottles of liquor at Hollywood nightclubs, sushi at overtly expensive posh restaurants, and $22 sandwiches at Urth Caffe.
The ultimate startup girlfriend also comprehends that time and not cash is the most important asset.
Dude, Sharon is a total-startup girlfriend. I showed up 2 hours late to her birthday party and even forgot her gift at my apartment, but she wasn't upset at all when I showed up!
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1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
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Unpopular kid’s friend: you haven’t seen his girlfriend because she lives in Canada
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