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When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.
Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.
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Stealth= Flys in quiet, hits target and leaves scene with no trace.
Kangaroo=Bounces out never to be seen again.
Stealth Kangaroo= When you fly in un noticed to an us suspecting female smooth and polite. Hit it and Bounce!
STEALTH KANGAROO!
Yeah, Whats up?
Nothin, Chillin.
Cool, Cool, Sooooooo, Wanna make out?
Sure.
STEALTH KANGAROO!
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The crusty cheese like substance in a person's "down under" area that stinks SO bad you have to jump back.
Hey, y'all know fat Becky? Her Kangaroo Cheese almost made me knock myself out last night!
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when a guy slerps poop from a girls butt hole
oh damn...he kangaroo expressed that hoe!
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A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.
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The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!