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A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
verb
1. To stay undercover, or move silently
2. The act of cheating undetected
3. High as shit
4. A synonym of cap
“I wanna hit shortie but she’s too narcissistic to ever keep the shits lidded…too many ears around her type shit!”
“How are you feeling, bruh?”
“…Fuckin’ lidded.”
“Lit!”
“No, no…Lidded”
When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut
guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot
The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.
I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt
An extra-large, round, flat bread-roll cut horizontally to make a sandwich, within which most often is served the Full English Breakfast. Full title might be "dustbin lid," named after the dustbin refuse receptacle of around 90 litres that predates the wheeliebin era. The lids are round and 50cm across, (20'' in old-money), the breads they're named after not as large, more like face-sized, but so called for exaggerated comical effect.
Morning, can I have a bin lid to pick up at 7, well done black pudding, tomatoes, no beans and a milky tea, one sugar.
The female equivalent of dick for brains
Aright clit for lids, let's fuckin go.
A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.
J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.