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The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.

"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"

by mupsaucer May 26, 2017


sympathy fap

To masturbate in memory of someone who has just died.

Oh no, Nikki Brutal died! I'm gonna gonna go sympathy fap. She was the hottest streamer I knew.

by BuLL3t1789 December 26, 2016


Sympathy

The word between s**t and Syphilis.

“You’ll get no sympathy from me! If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis!”

by CCKat January 31, 2021


Sympathy

Sympathy is when you laugh at the joke someone made that nobody else laughed at cause it wasn't funny

"Haha"
"Damn thanks for the sympathy it made me feel better"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ November 16, 2019


Sympathy

Feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else's misfortune

The man felt sympathy for the poor women although he could do nothing to help.

by Doniveli January 25, 2020


Sympathy

Something you don't have for somebody you never met before. You don't care about somebody you never met, because you don't even like somebody you never met.

You have to have met somebody at least once to even know if you like them, let alone feel any other way about them. You don't feel sympathy for a guy you don't even know, and if you say you do, no matter what you tell everyone else, there is no deceiving yourself about the matter, no matter how desperately you try. George Floyd's trial has become people that never even met the guy pretending to feel things nobody would feel for somebody they never met, if they were honest with themselves.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021


Sympathy

What would happen if the lawyers were sorry for Derek Chauvin instead of George Floyd? Would they be told you can't do that?

I'm so sorry you have had the disease you have for so long officer Chauvin, we're gonna get you some help for your racism, you poor thing. We don't even know you, but we are, we are heartfelt and emotional for you. You have have our sympathy.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021