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A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.
This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
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Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!
Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.
I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!
Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy
My wife made me the, Man in the canoe
walking around with a turd in your underpants
I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.
When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
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An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"
A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.