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the future of kpop is enhypen. aka the only 4th gen kpop group to chart #1 on japanese billboard multiple times, their song ‘polaroid love’ is first and only song to surpass 810,000 listeners on melOn. The only korean act to chart all their k-albums on official german charts. Bite me is the fastest song by a 4th gen kpop group to reach 40m streams. first and only 4th gen group to have 2 songs reach 200m streams in spotify history. youngest & fastest kpop act in history to achieve 2 billion streams on spotify. fastest kpop group to surpass 6 million followers on spotify. kpop group with the 2nd most monthly listeners after BTS themselves and lots more
person A - “oh who’s the future of kpop?”
person B - “enhypen”
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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A Bright Future is a dude who constantly wheres sunglasses; Outside, Inside, In the car, At night ..on the toliet. He must have a Bright future cause somthing is binding him when the sun is not shining.
Girl 1: Why is he always wearin sunglasses inside?
Girl 2: I don't know, He must have a Bright Future!
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the way that future is in co-orperated into life as it is in the present
anything that is future like
anything that andrew doesn't say
i am so future personified right now
andrew nascimento stole future personified from me i am the original future personified
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n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
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Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.
Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!
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Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
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