Pants Rooster

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ

the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.

Thot pants

The silky pants with a big opening at the bottom , usually with patters that girls who want to show of their big butts wear . (Typically during summer )

It’s summer so now girls will start to wear thot pants to show off their butts again

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Daddy Pants

1.the source of power (n.)
2. "put on the Daddy Pants" (tr.v.) to assume authority and whip some ass

from the days when it struck mortal fear to hear "You just wait until your Dad gets home!"

As in "Dude, you need to put on the Daddy Pants and not let them get away with that shit"
or
"This guy at work put on the Daddy Pants and told the marketing guys where to go."

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Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.

E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!

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Stefan Pants

Pants that end 1-2 inches about the end of the shoe when one stands and 3-4 inches above the end of the shoe when one sits. Part of the ankle is visible at all times.

pants go in an order: normal pants, stefan pants, capris, shorts, short shorts.

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Hot Pants

A game that is currently taking the UK by storm. Basically, a group of revellers strip to their pants and set them alight. The person who keeps their flaming pants on for the longest is declared the winner.

Alright there pal, do you fancy a game of hot pants?

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pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

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