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a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches
"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"
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First pronounced as such by Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Power 5 is a collection of the five most overused shock sites/images/gifs used on the internet today. They are: lemonparty (old man orgy), goatse (stretched asshole), meatspin (blurry gif of buttsecks), tubgirl (girl eating shit water from her anus), and hai2u (blowjob while vomiting). Once you have seen the Power 5, it can never be unseen again. If you compare it to the Pain Series or Offended however, the Power 5 will seem like child's play.
Bob just sent me a link to the Power 5, I need brain bleach now...
...5 minutes later
OH GOD THE PAIN SERIES NO NO NO!
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3.5 grams of any drug. However, the phrase is most commonly used when referring to 3.5 grams of Marijuana.
Chris: My wife talking about some miscarriage and I just laid off bro, today couldn't get any worse.
Johnny: That's crazy, what you need is a Tre 5. I'm ringing up the Weedman right now
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In street lingo, or perhaps in slang version, 9-5 is an adjective that references having/living an average life workin' a typical hard-labor, low-wager job. Obviously this is conclusive of the general 9-5 definition of having a job that's essentially that 8-hour, 5 times a week shift. But back on street talk, it's being stuck with a dead end job that brings in enough money afford the minimal bills putting whatever food onthe table that comes by.
"C'mon Chris this new job at a super Wal-Mart will be like free money."
"Hell no, first cashier at Wal-Mart, next supervisor on a longer term basis; I'll be damned if end up livin' a 9-5 worth nothin life. I'm gunna make it even if I gotta travel that high road on my own."
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someone who's 4skin is large so therefore you call it 5 skin
haha dan godfrey has a 5 skin
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National day of giving head on a cruise balcony
“yo she gave me brain on the cruise balcony”
“damn i’m guessing it was on july 5th”
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