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When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.
Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?
Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?
Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!
Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.
Person 1: You can say that again!
A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.
Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.
There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.
When you are in a house full of people, and the only place you can go to be alone is the bath tub where you are made to orgasm so hard you bust the handle off the tub and hear from the next room...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
Poor miss puss got her so riled up she was busting the tub in the middle of her vaction!
A bathtub you make when you are camping in the bush.
Hey Bob, I need to go bathe in the shrub tub.
A piece of shit left floating in a motel hot tub by a white trash dirtbag with a loose asshole.
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
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When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.
I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.
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n: any semblance of a tub characterized in it's use by scantily clad or naked, drunken, promiscuous SU-LUTS that is filled with hot aerated water and often equipped with a thermostat and whirlpool: designed for physical therapy but more often used for groping, heavy petting, or if you're lucky, banging away.
—Related forms
slut-tubber, noun
slut-tubbing, noun
"Man, we gotta buy some Shock treatment for the slut tub. Scotty was in there all night long getting it on with the Portland Beaver!"
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