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• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego
I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on
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a totally mushy, godawful song that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly spent 10 weeks on top of the charts. It is now used as an "inspirational" song at Fundamentalist church services. Now no one else wants to even remember it. Overhyped corporate teen country rubbish queen Leann Rimes covered it on one of her forgettable disposable albums of trash in the late 90s or early 00s. For a real good "Jesus song" check out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by the Irish rock band U2. That song is from the heart and is not a piece of corporate garbage.
I saw a fundie "religious service" one Sunday when I was in the Army. The crowd was shouting, chanting and shaking their fists into the air. They were clapping, hooting and hollering like nobody's business. Then someone noodled on a piano and they all sang that horrible number "You Light Up My Life". Then there was cheering and alot of "AMEN"s and "HALLELUJAH"s. Oh the horror! I expected to see someone in a black shirt with a swastika armband to step up to the podium. It was so sieg heil.
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Used when something is very good
P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"
getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.
so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...
an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
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A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
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Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.
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