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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ April 29, 2012


Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019


The ol pardy

When you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging.

He just gave my dog The ol pardy the cunt

by Sullykiiid April 3, 2016


The ol twisteroo

When a guy stuf his penis in a girls nostrils, ties the girl to a fan and makes her spin

Hey bro I did the ol twisteroo to your sister yesterday

by Creme-theif March 11, 2019


The Ol' Hanshaw

When you leave a city for good and somehow keep ending back up there.

Joshua was sick of Hemet and decided to leave for good. Only to find himself back in Hemet a year later. Little did he know, he'd be doomed to pull The Ol' Hanshaw for the rest of his life.

by AnalUrinator April 7, 2021


'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.

"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"

by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010


Ol Fletch

A donkey riding possum hunter..

I seen ol Fletch crossin the creek last night... He had a whole gunny sack full of possums..

by Blacdawg February 17, 2017