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A swanky suburb of Chicago with a mall and no gas stations.
Guess where I was was today...I got a ton of really expensive clothes, ran out of gas and had to walk all the way to the next town over to fuel up!
Let me guess...Oak Brook?
Yeah!
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1) A city of about 20,000 where the only thing for the youth to do is to wait and hope that they graduate from high school sane and in one piece, (providing no bomb threats were actually serious, or not actually jumping over the railings of the deception pass bridge) where they would probably just get 5-8 more hours/week from their min. wage job flipping burgers, or bagging groceries which they got while in high school--why most get the hell out as soon they're handed their diploma.
2) A town that looks and acts like it's stuck 20 years behind any city off the island it's stuck on, Whidbey Island, with the exception of the Navy's presence and their CSI style investigative unit.
1) guy: so what's there to do in Oak Harbor?
o.h. native: It's Oak Harbor...
guy: oh.
2) guy: so how's Oak Harbor?
o.h. native: same ole, same ol
guy: i'm sorry
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A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.
Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.
Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments
Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.
Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys
Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD
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This school has some of the worst and best things. It has some horribly inattentive faculty memories, and teachers -do- play favorites. There are those who get away with everything, and those that get away with nothing - there is no medium. The teachers are chill and pretty damn awesome if you pay attention - however the morning assembly has the WORST music and is so boring you will fall asleep. The field trips are pretty rockin' - but the "Fr3$h M3N!!" always suck. always.
Usually referred by oakhallians as Oak Hell.
Friend 1: Bro, I hear those spoiled kids are over at Oak Hall..I mean Oak HELL.
Friend 2: Naw brah there are like two cool kids.
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A small community in southern Mississippi (next to Hattiesburg) consisting of A mixture of hicks, blacks, Asians, hipsters, crackers, queers, lesbos, homophobes, hippies, white trash, Catholics, Methodists , a couple jews, And a ton of baptists.
Oak Grove
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To have sex with a black girl
Tim said he split that black oak fairly easy
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Term of endearment for the land that is, Oklahoma.
Dave : I am going up to Fort Sill for Artillery training.
Brad: Off to the Great Oak!
Dave : yup
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