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When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.
Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring
The opportunity before intercourse where a dude gets all face sticky, having to get her off knowing the one-pump-chump move won’t bring her back for seconds.
Matt: Hey Bryne, sit on my face....intetcourse isn’t going to bring you back for more but outta-course will.
Bryne: ***sits on face***
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A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.
Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.
When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.
My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.
A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS
Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass
The path through a group of sleeping dogs.
I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Boy: I really think I need to be alone. I've fallen off of my course for sure.