Bert

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

Bert

a snail that loves law

person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged

bert

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

BERTS

Daddy.

I want o be just like BERTS.

Bert

When you get chlamydia in your anus.

Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.