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When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
Bless your fucking pussy
You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy
In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.
Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.
The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.
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a way of which cannabis can be consumed
in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing
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A Phrase that obviously means you have received a blessing from from the heavens/jesus/god.
"Yo I just found a 20 dollar bill on the street, it's a bless in the sky!!!"
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A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!
Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
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