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To watch a movie with subtitles.
Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.
Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King
Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read
who?
jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.
reading is great
hes not reading this
The art of one reading a text without remember or understand what has just been read.
Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.
Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.
A term for masturbation.
Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news