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When a man’s penis is thinner than a uncooked noodle.
Man, Jerry had a slim dick when fucking Tyleigh yesterday.
Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.
Putting your charms on a stripper and convincing her to come home with you.
When Josh was talking to the dancers at a strip club, he used the slim special to do whatever he wanted
A small chimp who will get on his knees in a heartbeat. What a faggot.
slim bourbon on your knees and clean my shoes!
When you do a handstand while sucking someone’s toe and trying to eat their eat ass as they pee
“Oh yea my man gave me a dirty slim last night”
The og Gandhi that kidnapped Thalia
Oh no! Thalia got kidnapped by Gandhi Slim!!
Miss slim thick, whose forgetful as she is nice.
A Dominican with questionable chink eyes but being in the same car and all the times we've nearly miss death makes me really wonder if she isn't Asian by even a bit (reminder ask how she is at math). Low-key a video game nurd but doubtful if she puts up a fight in either super smash and Mario kart. Also known to humble brag bout how much D she gets in her DM. Has said on occasion and in verbatim "I get the D in DM".
Lastly an avid collector of GoGirl female urination device.
Me: Hey Ashley is corn considered a vegetable right?
Slim Ashley: Yeah I think so
Me: So ugh hey Ashley I hear you like vegetables *raises eyebrow*. What a coincidence cause I'm basically a vegetable in bed *raises other eyebrow*