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A common password black people use
I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000
This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
Slang for "hemorrhoids".
The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.
I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.
2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
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The Act of Defecating while in the shower, and using the feet to assist in dispersal of fecal matter down the drain. Reminiscent of ancient wine makers. May be shart related.
Dude I totally lost control in the shower, and ended Stompin' Grapes.
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The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.
"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"
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When you are too far from something.
Sorry I'm gonna be late for work, I'm out in the grapes.
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