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Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.
Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.
1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"
2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"
3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.
A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.
*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*
Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC
Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!
*Ryan runs away crying*
Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.
*whips out test showing 98%*
Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.
*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*
The act of tasting with pleasure the female genitals.
"I got some mad munch loving from my boyfriend last night."
Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.
Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.
the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.
I gave Katie a pork munch because her vagina was so fat.
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An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.
To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.
Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!
Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!
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