A poser onion is basically another word for "poser". It was derived from the Veggie Burger bags from A&W. The bag features three vegetables all smiling. One day, while partaking of this burger, it was discovered that the onion looked somewhat suspicious, and out of place looking the way he did. It was decided that he was a "poser onion", and anyone who was a poser, is also a poser onion.
Most emo kids are poser onions.
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Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"
"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2
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When you start crying due to the Latin girl you're 69-ing sharting in your face.
Person 1: Hey, amigo, what's wrong?
Person 2: I had a Spanish onion last night, I cried for hours
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irritation of the eye due to onions being chopped nearby.
customer: give meh a burger with lots of onions noob
burger guy: ok that will be $2.99 plox
customer: wtf why is there a seahorse on here.
burger guy: sorry about that cant concentrate we got some serious onion eye back here.
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A large, well-rounded pair of buttocks.
(Looks so good, it makes you wanna cry.)
Damn, look at tha fine ghetto onion on J.Lo! I got tears in my eyes!
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Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.
I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.
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an onion booty is an ass thats sooo fine, guys gust look at it and it makes them cry.
damn asia you got an onion booty!
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