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Online Crush

A crush is someone who you really love. You get butterflies in your stomach when you talk to them. They’re intoxicating to talk to and you feel like you’re higher than the clouds. When they say they love you it makes you blush in real life but also hurts a bit since you don’t know if they mean it as a friend or romantically. You may want to crumple your feelings up and squash them down but you know that’s impossible because they’re just too intoxicating. You love them with all your heart and even tell your other friends. Though the friends that don’t know them since that’d be awkward.

“I have an online crush,” I said.
“Really? What’s your online crush’s name?” My friend asked.

by Serenade March 16, 2020

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online school

something very boring that nobody likes but forced to do

teacher: online school time!
every student: no

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 21, 2021

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Online sex

Two (or more) people roll play that they are having sex. It's like sextexting in a few ways. Online sex is done by messaging through a chat box of some sort (it depends on what website your on) Simple by using the asterisk * or dashes - to mark what your doing.

For Example:
"Come here *Grabs you your hand and kisses you*"

"Come here -Grabs you your hand and kisses you-"

Though the asterisk is more common to use, some people uses the dashes.

It may not be as fun as the real thing, but it's still pretty fun. Trust me.... I know ;)

Example on how to have online sex -

Person 1 (p1) - *lays on top of you*
Person 2 (p2) - u love being on top... dont you?
p1 - Yes i do *kisses you*
p2 - *Kisses you back*
p1 - *holds you arms above your head and kisses you neck*
p2 - *moans* you know my sweet spot
p1 - Yes i do *goes back to kissing you neck*

Hope that helps :D

by How-The-Hell-Do-I-Know-This February 2, 2013

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Onliner

An onliner is someone who

suck a dick.

An onliner example is like,

Avamarie is reading this
Daisy is reading this
Katie is reading this
Frankie is reading this
Trey is reading this
Maybe Nick is..

by Lander-SearchItUpOnUrbanDictio April 20, 2018

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endless online

Endless Online is full of noobs, idiots, fucktards, scammers, teh 1337 sp34k3rz, and lazy admins. The forums are the only haven for the leet players. But even now, they are slower being devoured by the stupidity that has consumed the game we seasoned players used to love.

Endless Online in the past:

Person #1: help a scammer has scammed me of my precious sword.
Person #2: That's too bad. From now on, be careful of who you trade with. If they have a bad reputation of scamming, don't trade with them.
Person #1: ty

Endless Online now:

Noob #1: OMFGZ MY DRGON SWROD HAZ BEEN TEH STOELD!!
Noob #2: rofflez d00d i hav teh xbow. i r teh oldbie.
Noob #3: how to play
Noob #2: alt+f4 rofl

by Zaxe August 20, 2006

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Toxic (Online)

The word Toxic but used in a Gamers terminology. Saying, "Oh, that dudes toxic!" is referring to someone who is very annoying, racist, rude, or just unfriendly online. These people are most likely those who you will block or report to get rid of them, or you can attempt to brag or something back to them, it won't work because most of these toxic people are trolls and 6 year old trying to be cool.

Toxic (Online) Person: "Yo, you p*ssy, you're like 8 levels below me. You f*cking noob!"

People: "Oh, you toxic 6 year old!"

by This Is Despacito July 5, 2018

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Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.

Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online

by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022

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