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Things that technoblade murders
Technoblade: I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
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“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died
Parentless fucked children who live in Orphanages
Person 1: Have you tried eating orphans before?
Person 2: Yes they are fucking delicous
A child having a great deal of lacking parents while constantly getting owned by Technoblade
"These Orphans are getting owned"- Technoblade
Eshan, otherwise known as the boy who had a talking stage for two weeks
person a : have u heard ab eshan?
person b : oh do u mean the orphan??
person a : yes!