prairie oyster

A prairie oyster is a bull testicle (not COW testicle, since FEMALES DO NOT HAVE TESTICLES!). It's a delicacy of the western and mid-western, semi-arid grasslands of North America (basically everywhere cattle are bought and sold).

To my understanding, they are quite good when double-battered and deep-fried in butter, generally mixed with sauteed vegetables or whatever else you heart desires. Being from the prairies myself, I find that they are quite tasty when eaten with sauteed mushrooms and beef gravy.

The local restaurant sells the finest prairie oysters in all Alberta.

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shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

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outback oysters

An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.

"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"

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oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

oyster spot

The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.

"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."

Oyster Clamp

One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."

see also:
scissoring

We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.