Pat the Hole

1. When, during intercourse, one individual takes his/her hand and gently pats (as in tapping) the hole of their partner. The hole is generally either the vagina or the anus, but can also be any other orifice.
2. A greeting among adolescents, similar in manner to pounding or daps. One person will hold out their hand to another, placing the tip of their thumb to their index finger, forming the "hole". The other person takes their hand and pats the first person's "hole". This greeting mimics the sexual act, but is not often considered lewd or obscene.

"Hey Cliff, did you pat Luna's hole?"
"Hey man, pat the hole"

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Pat Rafter

It means 'speak to you after' in a daft Irish dialect. Similar to 'Cockney Rhyming Slang', they say words that kinda rhyme, but make no sense/are impossible to work out.
...Funny though! For more great sayings consult your local Irish friend...

Michelle: k im really bowing out this time mateso...hugs and kisses. Pat rafter :D x

Ash: What the hell?! Speak English you silly Irish pikey!

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vag pat

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."

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Pat the Bunny

Female masturbation.

Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

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Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.